Yoji and the Foodies

So, I was looking forward to eating a McMuffin Big Breakfast so I can slather strawberry jam and butter on two pieces of English muffins, which I will eat independently of the sausage and scrambled eggs (i.e. not as a sandwich). To my horror, I was given this:

Err, you can see the garlic rice, yeah?

No offense to the folks who eat rice with  everything. I just don’t think this is a good match. Not at all. I could have asked them to replace it, but it was too late. Where to put the strawberry jam now? Sheesh.