Yoji and the Foodies

So, I was looking forward to eating a McMuffin Big Breakfast so I can slather strawberry jam and butter on two pieces of English muffins, which I will eat independently of the sausage and scrambled eggs (i.e. not as a sandwich). To my horror, I was given this:

Err, you can see the garlic rice, yeah?

No offense to the folks who eat rice with  everything. I just don’t think this is a good match. Not at all. I could have asked them to replace it, but it was too late. Where to put the strawberry jam now? Sheesh.

Or anywhere else.

Based on breakfast alone, where would you want to live? Check the list.

Do I hear Spain?