Yoji and the Foodies

So, I was looking forward to eating a McMuffin Big Breakfast so I can slather strawberry jam and butter on two pieces of English muffins, which I will eat independently of the sausage and scrambled eggs (i.e. not as a sandwich). To my horror, I was given this:

Err, you can see the garlic rice, yeah?

No offense to the folks who eat rice with  everything. I just don’t think this is a good match. Not at all. I could have asked them to replace it, but it was too late. Where to put the strawberry jam now? Sheesh.

What will you do if the only edible item in your fridge is egg? Make that 4 eggs. Normally, you would cook them scrambled or sunny side up. But we aren’t normal, so we make our cooking lives a lot less easy. Go grab these ingredients:

5 Eggs
Flour
Breadcrumbs (preferably Japanese for more crunch)
A1 Steak Sauce
Salt & Pepper
Oil
4 tbsp Mayonnaise
1 tsp Mustard
minced Garlic (depends on your tolerance to garlic)

Here’s how to be fancy.